MANATEE.... Really??? and other advice...

Ok first of all do you really feel like that picture above? I mean Really just over eating a damn burrito?
I'll tell you what dirty... I can tell you right now you are no where near that big...what happens when hops, wheat, mandarine vodka, soda and don julio mix.... you become somewhat of an alien...and when you are an alien...things are so far out of whack...you cant really make sense of it...and Aliens are also depressed by nature, I think this is what we have on our hands here.... a depressed alien who thinks it looks like a manatee... shit they are ugly.

How do we change that???

Let's see, since we know you will probably do this again, we have to put things into perspective.
Drinking beer and eating pizza while watching the "LYMPICS"...that's how Carlos says it..is totally normal. What happens with us both is that we start to feel really great and we want to constantly be at that STELLAR level where we are invincible right... I mean I know S and L are pretty freakin awesome, but we have to let them know they are only allowed out at certain times... I think you catch my drift (did I just write that on my blog...totally reminds me of my dad RAUL) ANYWAYS

for now just detox with some comfort food, like burritos and just don't think about it.

As far as sugarlips is concerned...well I think L may have hurt his feelings because L "is tired of it" and frankly she doesn't give a F about anything or anyone sometimes...I know I know S is like that too...that's the only reason I know

SL is gonna get over it. He absolutely adores you already and it hasn't been that long, and you know why? You and not any other girl he could have?
Because you are someone totally special and amazing... that's right believe it!
You are a one (out of two) in a million!! Guess who the other is?

I love you Dirty!
Now perk up and get your life together... TRL's are a must in this life time, it's how we cope, how we get it out of our system, it's US and how we live and we should NEVER, EVER regret our fun times in life, because....we never know when our homeboy Jesus is gonna bring us home to be with him!
-peace out
CHON's